♣ 5 hours ago | 101105 notes | dean-pudim | stupidandreckless

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

♣ 5 hours ago | 446973 notes | rooseveltbear | blastortoise
demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
♣ 5 hours ago | 11717 notes | dean-pudim | radtracks
Mumford & Sons — Little Lion Man
-51,387 plays-

radtracks:

little lion man // mumford & sons

but it was not your fault but mine
and it was your heart on the line
i really fucked it up this time
didn’t i, my dear?
didn’t i, my …


#music
♣ 5 hours ago | 587973 notes | cao-dorgado | largecoin

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

♣ 5 hours ago | 39259 notes | hades-gonna-hade | ultrafacts

teaseon:

ultrafacts:

Want more facts? Visit the Ultrafacts blog!

The national geographic one gets me all the time.

♣ 5 hours ago | 28726 notes | fuocogo | tauriel2fab4u

http://fuocogo.tumblr.com/post/83647463658/rememberrbuckybarnes-tauriel2fab4u →

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS…

♣ 6 hours ago | 15866 notes | sugarvoid | theonion

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

♣ 6 hours ago | 91333 notes | carne-seca-com-queijo | cybergy

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

♣ 6 hours ago | 149293 notes | rooseveltbear | andrewgarfielddaily

thewaltzingdead:

#she is so good for him

♣ 6 hours ago | 3202 notes | b1tch35-l0v3-m3 | 4evermenteengracado

"véi, to passando meio mal…" "Ow, tu quer ir embora? avisa a professora e vai pra casa véi…" "Não precisa não man, eu…" "Ô PROFESSORA…TÁ PASSANDO MAL AQUI…TÁ MORRENDO O GAROTO…" Le Professora: "Vai pra casa Derp…"

4evermenteengracado:

AMIZADE É TUDO HOJE EM DIA…

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