Is this really official?! Can someone confirm this please. OwO
Goddamn it Facebook I’m too Homestuck for this.
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Challenge level for ordinary person: Extreme
Challenge level for Homestuck: Moderate
Okay, so see that hand punching in a code in the corner to open the hatch to the lab?
That’s Rose’s Mom’s hand.
DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
ROSE’S MOM PROBABLY KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ROSE AND THE GAME.
She built the mausoleum, which means she built the secret passage way, and then in this flash she’s watching rose try to re-store power to her laptop right before she opens the hatch.
She knows Rose needs the laptop
She knew Rose would need access to the lab.
AND IF SHE KNEW, WE CAN ASSUME THAT DAD, BRO, AND GRANDPA HARLEY KNEW TOO
THE BETA KID’S GUARDIANS KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.
Why else would Rose’s mom build the hatch?
Why else would John’s dad leave notes all around the house?
Why else would Bro train Dave?
And why else would Grandpa Harley tell Jade to always have a gun on her?
BECAUSE THEY KNEW THEY’D END UP IN THE GAME AT SOME POINT.
I JUST WENT TO GO BRUSH MY TEETH AND MY SINK IS GONE
LIKE MY SINK IS NO LONGER IN MY BATHROOM
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING SINCE WHEN DID I BECOME A SIM
NO IM FUCKING SERIOUS GUYS
MY SINK IS GONE
you may want to have a chat with your server player
The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems
Putting this on the Xmas list!
MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
HOMESTUCKS WHERE ARE YOU THIS IS THE REAL LIFE ALCHEMITER.
Ahem. Homestucks, I give you a fast, easy way to create horns for your cosplays which are lightweight, and extremely durable. The horns featured above are 3D printed in acrylic, and only slightly heavier than fully dried model magic, though they are significantly stronger. While mounting them to my headband, I dropped one from about 4 feet. It was completely fine.
I NEED ONE
I NEED ONE TO MAKE A SPECIFIC HAMMER
All the little cosplay accessories I could make with this *^*
Nah, man. I barely even see them.
AHHHHHHH, JOHN IS TOO CUTE!!!!
santa doesnt like a smart ass
Wanna kick the fat guuys ass?
nah but i just imagine bro and lil dave staying up all night and bro’s like “when santa’s here we’ll beat him up, kay lil man?”
and Dave is just so stoked that he holds his little katana to his chest and sits on the couch waiting, but he falls asleep so bro goes and gets his presents and scatters them on the floor like they’d been dropped and when dave wakes up the next mroning sad that he couldn’t stay up to fight santaand sees his gifts all over and bro’s like “hey you feel asleep, but santa came and saw you looking so fierce he ran away, but look at all the sweet loot he left!”
John and his dad would do things more traditionally, only instead of a tree they’d have a cake tree. And john would go to bed super early and end up waking up suer early too, but dad would be awake anyway and they’d go open presents suer early.
Rose never really believed in Santa but her mom acted like she did, so she would always tell her to go to bed early but rose would refuse and they’d sit up all night talking about all the things rose had done that year to not earn gifts but her mom would always give them to her anyway.
Jade was always spoiled rotten by her grandfather, but she really believed in santa, but after her granddad died she didn’t get presents on christas and thought Bec had chased Santa away
WOW OKAY THOSE STORIES ARE ALL SO HAPPY AND THEN BAM FUCKIN JADE
*takes out katana*
*slices the zucchini*
I WENT OUT AND GOT A ZUCCHINI FOR THIS POST!
you had a katana but not a zucchini
who the fuck just has a zucchini.